In an unexpected turn of events, it was revealed late Thursday afternoon that Stephen Conroy, the Australian Minister for Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy, has been arrested on charges of animal abuse and creating a public nuisance for buggering a red-neck wallaby near the front entrance of Parliament House in Canberra. Eyewitnesses on the scene report that the Minister appeared to be “no more intoxicated than usual” as he molested the marsupial, and that he seemed in high spirits, singing “Tie Me Kangaroo Down” at the top of his lungs until removed by police.
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The Chinese leadership would like to forget that Tiananmen Square ever happened. I think we should deny them the ability to do so. Post it everywhere. Put it all over the Internet. They want to block it? Fine, let them block the entire ‘Net. See how their young, hip, and very wired generation feels about that.